Do Something Nice for Someone!

Tell a Dog About Jesus

The worst thing about spying on you for the NSA is how boring it must be.  Do something once in a while to spice things up.  Call an airline and ask if they have any deals on one-way tickets to major national monuments.  Take a package to the post office; when they ask if it contains any dangerous substances or explosives, say, "Darn," and head back home.  Hang a poster of the White House on the wall with a big red X in the basement, and the words, "Put bomb here."

How long has it been since you've surprised your parents with a phone call?  Call them at 2:30 AM; that'll surprise them.  When they answer, say, "Oops.  Wrong number," and hang up.  Call again in ten minutes.

You know all those dogs and cats at the pound with be euthanized unless somebody decides to adopt them?  Go to your local pound and tell the animals about Jesus.

Find a small child and tell him Santa Claus is dead.  When he starts to cry, say, "Cheer up!  I was only kidding.  There is no Santa Claus."