Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Lessons from 2013

2013, and what a great year it's been!
As we muddle into 2014, it's time to take stock of the lessons learned.
You learn something every day, and if you didn't know that, you just learned it.  If you did know it, you learned I know it.
For example, I learned where my cell phone had been, which had been missing all those weeks.
I haven't learned where my gym bag is, but I'm pretty sure I'll learn it's in Nancy's car, who's out of town right now.
Also, I learned that citrus fruit, if eaten in sufficient quantities, will cause astoundingly odorous flatulence.
I learned how to twerk.
I finally learned the ending of Breaking Bad.
I learned I snore.  (I've learned this before, but I seem to keep re-learning it.)
Anyway,
Happy New Year