10 Reasons to Stay Inside (Other Than It's Freezing)

"Ugly and Mother
Dressed Me Funny"

1. There's a lion out there.
2. Ugly, and my mother dressed me funny.
3. Days ending in -y unlucky.
4. Rather sleep.
5. Harmful UV Rays
6. Still have salted peanuts.
7. Gilligan's Island Marathon.
8. Barack Obama may call. (Even presidents get wrong numbers.)
9. Frozen precipitation mixed with meteors and volcanic ash.
10. Yeah, like I want to make the NSA's job any easier.