All November I'll be blogging about the alphabet and word origins.

Jehovah: One of the variant pronunciations, along with Yahweh, of the tetragrammaton, (יהוה) the ineffable name of God. Perhaps deliberately so, the word’s etymology is as obscure as its pronunciation. Possibly derived from a Western Semitic root meaning “to bring into existence,” but with equal likelihood coming from a Southern Semitic root, “to destroy or bring low.” Some scholars argue it means simply “to be,” an explanation supported by God’s impatient retort when asked his name by Moses, “I AM THAT I AM… Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.” (Exodus 3:14)
Jupiter: The greatest Roman god takes his name from the Greek god Zeus and the epithet, “father,” as in “Father of the Gods,” or “Father of Earth.” Zeus + pater → zeupater → Jupiter
Coming November 30th, the RETURN OF THE STOOPID CONTEST!