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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Pat Sajak has Found Out

Pat Sajak sending historic tweet,
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"Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak is very active on Twitter. Among other topics, he tweets about climate change. A lot. His latest tweet on the subject on Monday evening prompted dozens of replies: "I now believe climate change alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.  Good night." James Gerken, Huffington Post
Damn it.
So Pat Sajak saw GL__L  __RM_NG f R___STS and solved the puzzle: the answer was GLOBAL WARMING RACISTS all along.  Leave it to a damn polock-mick bastard.  Everyone pretty much knew we were unpatriotic.  I mean, that pretty much goes without saying.  Clearly anyone who wants to bring down the fossil fuel industry, which made America great, is unpatriotic.  But the piece of that no one guessed at was that we're racists.  No one until Pat Sajak blew the whistle on us.  Damn polish-sausage-eating shamrock-wearing half-breed bastard son of a bitch.
Now all our plans are in jeopardy.  For years we've stymied the growth of the coal industry - and America has more coal than anybody!  Ha-ha!  We could be energy independent tomorrow! - not just because we hate America but to grind our boot in the face of coal workers, most of whom are of Irish-Polish descent and are bent on the mongrolization of America.
But now the cat's out of the bag.  And knowing what a polock-mick bastard Sajak is, he'll make a pierogi out of it.  I hope he chokes on it.

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