|Tell a Dog About Jesus|
How long has it been since you've surprised your parents with a phone call? Call them at 2:30 AM; that'll surprise them. When they answer, say, "Oops. Wrong number," and hang up. Call again in ten minutes.
You know all those dogs and cats at the pound with be euthanized unless somebody decides to adopt them? Go to your local pound and tell the animals about Jesus.
Find a small child and tell him Santa Claus is dead. When he starts to cry, say, "Cheer up! I was only kidding. There is no Santa Claus."