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Thursday, October 17, 2013

Daily Affirmations for Ted Cruz

People like you.  Not as many people as used to maybe, but who's counting?

You look really good in that suit.

You stand up for principles; not everyone would be willing to risk collapsing the economy in the name of fiscal conservatism, but you did.

You've accomplished at lot; it took real brinksmanship, but now look how everything's changed.

You look really good in that suit.

When the End Times comes, and Jesus reveals Obama was really a Muslim, you'll be able to say, "I told you so!"

You are famous, famous!

People respect you.  Like that waitress who said, "Sorry, the entree was late.  Does that mean you'll default on the tip?"

Have I mentioned how good you look in that suit?

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