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| On Planet Kloon, the males are 1/132 the size of females and spend their entire lives latched on by means of specially-evolved sucker mouths. "They're basically all just babies," one female complains, "only little." |
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| Planet Corozz-Zimm has no husbands. And no wives either. During a do-it-yourself project, a male forgot to unplug the neutron driver and vaporized the civilization. |
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| "Forgot to put the seat down." On Planet Merg-13, which has two hundred times the gravity of earth, this simple discourtesy can be calamitous. |
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| The females on Planet Xerx wait on their husbands hand and foot, bringing them food, cleaning up after them, not letting them lift a finger... and then eat them. |
