|On Planet Kloon, the males are 1/132 the size of females|
and spend their entire lives latched on by means of
specially-evolved sucker mouths. "They're basically all
just babies," one female complains, "only little."
|Planet Corozz-Zimm has no husbands. And no wives either.|
During a do-it-yourself project, a male forgot to unplug
the neutron driver and vaporized the civilization.
|"Forgot to put the seat down." On Planet Merg-13, which has|
two hundred times the gravity of earth, this simple discourtesy
can be calamitous.
|The females on Planet Xerx wait on their husbands hand|
and foot, bringing them food, cleaning up after them,
not letting them lift a finger... and then eat them.