Victoria's Secret Targets Amish with New Lingerie Line

Local women react in shock and disgust at a fashion show
for the lingerie line in Stoltzfuz's pasture.  "Those hussies!"

Only weeks after the furor over their "Pink" line of sexy lingerie for teenagers died down, the Columbus, Ohio women's wear company has announced its new line of "Gray," undergarments designed with Amish ladies in mind.  

Printed with suggestive Bible verses and featuring risque pride-inducing "buttons," "these garments will surely inflame the lusts," predicts Hezekiah Stoltzfuz who has sole rights to distribute the brand.  

Don't expect to see any TV commercials for the product; ads for the lingerie line will be posted on the backs of horse drawn carriages and sides of covered bridges.  An additional, "God says," sky-writing campaign is also being discussed.