1. I will exercise at least thirty minutes every other day from now until I stop.2. I will not drink any more. I will also not drink any less.
3. I will spend more time playing computer solitaire, honing my already razor-sharp skills, in the unlikely event of a national emergency which requires someone who's really good at computer solitaire.
4. I will speak to the Lord each day in prayer, and not just to point out his mistakes either, because I'm sure he's doing the best he can.5. I will come up with at least five resolutions.
There you have it, my plan to make me, and the world, a better place.
Almost makes you proud.
