I think whoever came up with the concept of Power Napping was a marketing genius. This way I'm a mover and shaker when I fall into a temporary coma in the middle of the afternoon, snoring like a dog on a... Okay, I stepped out into the middle of that simile and it gave out on me, so suffice to say I was snoring really loud. In any case, Power Napping has run its course, and we need some follow-up ideas.
Power Dripping:Top news personalities know keeping your face photo-shop perfect 24/7 is just a recipe for ultimate failure, which is why once in a while you should just let go with a go old stream of nose honey.
Power Picking:
You can't hope to provide universal health care and rescue a teetering world economy if you got a big ol' itchy goober up there. There's a time when even a good environmentalist supports exploratory drilling.
OK, I don't really have a reason to believe Ryan is farting in this picture, but he looks like he might be farting, and it wouldn't be right to do a picture with Obama and not a Republican.
