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THE STOOPID CONTEST
THE STOOPID CONTEST
Identify the Judy Garland movie represented by the cartoon below? Send your guess, along with your name and address, to manmartin@manmartin.net One entry, chosen at random from the correct answers will receive an autographed copy of Paradise Dogs, hand delivered to your hovel or basement apartment by a PAID REPRESENTATIVE OF THE US GOVERNMENT.
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| "... five-to-one on Lucky Lady at Belmont, six-to-one on Shoestring at Viaduct and ten-to-one on the Giants." |
The previous contest was won by Cara De Celles of Cleveland, Georgia. Cara says she drives a BMW because it's easy to spell. Cara wins a copy of Paradise Dogs.
What happened when a tornado hit the concert hall:
Whirled Accordian Harp (World According to Garp.)
