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Nobody names their kids Agamemnon anymore, and there’s probably a good reason. When the wife of Agamemnon’s brother Menelaus ran off with another man, Agamemnon was even more eager to go to war over it than Menelaus himself. When the winds weren’t favorable, Agamemnon sacrificed his daughter Iphigenia to the goddess Artemis. To get Iphigenia out of the house, Agamemnon told his wife Clytemnestra that Iphigenia was going to marry Achilles. Unfortunately, Clytemnestra happened to run into Achilles and when she mentioned the wedding, Achilles was like, “Wedding, what wedding?” and she caught wise. In later versions of the myth, Iphigenia shows up at the sacrifice, and at the last minute Artemis supplies a deer to take her place, but personally I trust the earlier versions. If Iphigenia had survived the sacrifice, it seems like somebody would have mentioned that right off. Anyhow, Agamemnon got to the war right on schedule, where he made himself as a fierce and unrelenting fighter – unfortunately, he did most of his fighting with his fellow Greeks, especially Achilles. Usually these fights were about women one or the other of them had captured and the other one wanted. First it was Chrysies, then it was Bresies, until finally Agamemnon ended up with Cassandra. Cassandra went around telling everybody about the future and what was going to happen and everything, so nobody wanted her very much, not even Agamemnon, but she was better than nothing. When Agamemnon returned to Mycenae
