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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Keeping Abreast, or Another Obvious Pun

A Florida woman had a third breast surgically implanted because she "was tired of dating."  It seems to me there must be easier and less painful ways of discouraging unwanted masculine attention, but it's not for me to say.  And truth to tell, it must be kind of fun to be sitting in a bar and have a guy come up and say, "Say, have we ever met befo-  Whoa!  Is that a third boob?"

Her name, by the way, is Jamie Tridevil, which sort of sounds surgically implanted itself.

A number of other women have undergone radical plastic surgery to look like Barbie dolls or "sex dolls."  One woman, currently living in France, spent $50 K of her boyfriend's money to be turned into a sex doll.  Her lips are so puffy, it looks like she's eating a pink sandwich.  To each his own, I guess.

That woman's name is Victoria Wild.  Everyone talks about the surgery, no one even mentions the name.

Of course, these are the outliers, but lots of people have odd cosmetic surgery.  I read on the internet - so it must be true - that two of the most common cosmetic surgeries are eyelash transplants and bellybutton enhancement.  (Turning an outie into a innie or vice-a-versa.)

I'm not going to advocate here that people should be happy with the way they look, but there's clearly a slippery slope in play here.  One day you go in for a perfectly ordinary bellybutton transplant, and next thing you know, you've got three boobs.

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