Tuesday, August 12, 2014
1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, 1006, 1007, and 1008 that were cut from the book "1001 Great Jokes"
A traveling salesman spends the night with a farmer who happens to have these three beautiful daughters. The traveling salesman is gay.
A doctor tells his patient, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your total cholesterol is 230, but the good news is your HDL level is 59."
A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer are on a plane together. The in-flight movie is "One Hundred-Foot Journey."
Jesus and Moses are playing golf together. Not that Jesus and Moses.
A little boy catches his mother having sex with the mailman. "What are you doing?" the boy asks. "He's delivering a letter," the mother answers between pants. When the father comes home, he asks his son if anything interesting happened that day. The boy is too traumatized to speak.
A octogenarian golfer is retrieving his ball from a water hazard when he hears a voice, "I am a magic frog. If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." At this point, the golfer realizes he has had a stroke.