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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, 1006, 1007, and 1008 that were cut from the book "1001 Great Jokes"

A man walks into a doctor's office, but realizes he's looking for the Post Office and walks back out again.

A traveling salesman spends the night with a farmer who happens to have these three beautiful daughters.  The traveling salesman is gay.

A doctor tells his patient, "I have good news and bad news.  The bad news is your total cholesterol is 230, but the good news is your HDL level is 59."

A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer are on a plane together.  The in-flight movie is "One Hundred-Foot Journey."

Jesus and Moses are playing golf together.  Not that Jesus and Moses.

A little boy catches his mother having sex with the mailman.  "What are you doing?" the boy asks.  "He's delivering a letter," the mother answers between pants.  When the father comes home, he asks his son if anything interesting happened that day.  The boy is too traumatized to speak.

A octogenarian golfer is retrieving his ball from a water hazard when he hears a voice, "I am a magic frog.  If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess."  At this point, the golfer realizes he has had a stroke.

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