|When People See Me on the Street, They Know,|
There is a Man Who Never Wastes a Tasty Peach Cobbler
I want you to be sure you understand this. Nancy and I made a peach cobbler that contains half again as much sugar as recommended by Paula Dean.
You might think the result would be inedible. Actually, it's quite tasty. I know because I've tried it.
Here, I'll try a little right now.
Yep, still delicious.
We made two large casserole dishes of cobbler, and only ate one and a half. And, by the way, Nancy left town last night.
Get the picture? I have half a casserole of super-sweetened peach cobbler all to myself.
An ordinary man might just throw the cobbler out or feed it to the chickens. He might freeze it. He might take it to the neighbors. But I am no ordinary man. When people see me in the street, they will know: there is a man who never wastes food, especially if it's a tasty peach cobbler.
I have a peach cobbler, I have five days, I have a fork.
All it takes is willpower.