Wednesday, December 11, 2013
The NSA Elf on a Shelf
There are two rules every child knows about the NSA Elf on the Shelf. (And if the child doesn't know them, ignorance is no excuse.) First of all, the elf cannot be touched, not even with a court injunction, so don't even bother trying. Secondly, the elf is forbidden by NSA magic from leaving its post or speaking directly with its family. So there's no use shouting, "I know you're watching, why don't you show yourselves?" or "Leave me alone, for God's sake, leave me alone! I haven't done anything!" When you say things like this, you just make the elf laugh. Ha-ha-ha. Then he reports your remarks to Washington.