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Monday, November 11, 2013

Your Free Personality Test Results Are Ready

Thanks for taking our Free Online Personality Test.  Your results are ready; click on the PayPal link below to view them.

Although taking the test is absolutely free, viewing the results will cost you $9.95.

Come on, now, you know you want to.  We've already analyzed your results and we've got them right here and they're very interesting we can tell you.  In fact you'd never guess that you -
Just $9.95 and we'll finish that sentence.  You're dying to know what the next word is, aren't you?  Maybe it's something really, really good.  Maybe it's something terrible.  You'll never know until you fork over that $9.95.

You're only fooling yourself if you think you aren't going to pay for the results, so you might as well get it over with.  We're experts in psychology, and we know all about human behavior from designing psychological profiles like this one.  We know that after spending twenty-five minutes answering questions only to discover you have to pay for the results, you'll cuss a little, but then you'll pony up.  And this is way more accurate than astrology, it is!  This is based on actual scientific data.

And it doesn't tell just who you are, but how others see you.  For example, you don't like raw broccoli.  You already know that because one of the questions was "I like raw broccoli," and the answer you selected was "strongly disagree."  Well, that sort of thing tells experts like us way more than your opinions on uncooked vegetables.  The brain center that determines our preference for raw broccoli correlates to other centers that determine all sorts of things.  Put in layman's terms, there are two types of people in the world, those who like raw broccoli and those who don't.  One of those types is admired and loved by everyone; women want to be with him and men want to be like him.  The other type is a loser that no one laughs at to his face because they're afraid to hurt his feelings, but they constantly laugh behind his back.  Which one are you?  Pay $9.95 and find out.

Thank you for your payment.  Here are your results.

You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of your major goals in life.

Incredible, right?

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