The worst part is, they always want to know how I dislocated it. There are many interesting and worthwhile reasons to have a dislocated shoulder:
Ultimate Cage Fighting
Bitch-Slapping Kodiak Bear
The way it really happened was this: walking up some steps.
This is my modus operandi when it comes to getting injured. Why can't I get hurt doing something exciting? Why is it always something ordinary? Say, walking? Admittedly, Ultimate Cage fighting is not something I do a lot of, but surely I have as much right to get hit by a meteorite as anyone else. Getting hit by a meteorite makes you seem glamorous and remarkable: tripping on steps just makes you a klutz.
So now if you see me in a sling, you'll know why. And if someone else asks you what happened to me, tell them it was a meteorite.