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Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Ultimate Personality Test

Do you have an unusual personality?  Do you have a personality at all?  Actual scientist researchers at a name-brand institution of actual scientific research took time off from their busy schedules of poking lab rats with pencils to devise this personality test.

What do you see when you look at the picture below?


1. A mother pyramid feeding its baby.
2. A boat arriving too late to save a drowning witch.
3. A rocket ship flying way too close to the Washington Monument.

If you answered 1, you are a person with finely-honed skills of dithering.  You have definite priorities, but they are probably the wrong ones.  You have dreams and aspirations which so far you've never acted on.  This is probably for the best.

If you answered 2, you're the sort of tough, no-nonsense person who's not afraid to demand extra ketchup packets at McDonalds.  You tend to shoot first and ask questions later, which makes you a poor choice to work for the Census Bureau.

If you answered 3, you're a person that others like and trust immediately.  What a bunch of chumps.  You have a wide range of hobbies, which prevent you from becoming truly good at any of them.  Narrow down your personal pursuits to just a couple of things: Pac Man and scooter maintenance; you won't be better at those, but at least your wife will know where to find you if she needs you.

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