Monday, September 30, 2013
The Gospel According to Ted Cruz
And the Lord stretched out his hand and spake unto Ted Cruz and said, Let there be a blight in the land and let the government be shut down for there is no money in the treasury for the people are unrighteous and their whining annoyeth me. And the Lord spake also unto Mark Meadows and John Boehner, but mostly Ted Cruz, like I said.
And Mark Meadows and John Boehner and Ted Cruz cried out unto the Lord saying, but what about our salaries. They shall be spared, said the Lord, but all else shalt thou shut down.
And, lo, it came to pass. And the government was shut down, and many were those sent home without pay. But those in the House and Senate received their pay as always. And likewise did they also have insurance, because, hey.