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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Sorry, Charlie

Charlie Sheen is calling LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa a liar. Villaraigosa said he only spent three minutes with the actor in Cabo, but Sheen says the mayor partied with him and hot chicks for hours in the actor's hotel suite. "He's a terrific guy, a great Mayor and he can drink with the best of 'em: Me. Quite a memorable night indeed," Sheen continued, adding that there was at least one porn star among other hot women in the hotel room. - Huffington Post

"Benny is either crazy or flat-out lying," Sheen said of Pope Benedict's claim he met the TV star "only briefly."  Sheen says he and the pontiff spent an entire week end at an Italian villa Sheen was leasing for the summer.  He was telling me all sorts of personal things - his childhood in Bavaria, what a bore the Hitler youth was, a tattoo he got as a teenager."  Sheen added that there among the other guests, at least two were porn stars.'

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a swell guy and kay-ar-ay-zee-why crazy," Sheen remarked.  "I don't know why he's denying this."  Ahmadinejad claims he and the star of Two and a Half Men, "never met, not even once," and that he "never even watches that show.  I've heard about it, but never seen it."  Sheen maintains he and the Iranian president spent an evening partying in Sheen's Cairo hotel room, with about sixty "sexy chicks" forty or so of whom "were definitely porn stars, or at least said they were."  Ahmadinejad says if he ever did meet Sheen, "It was only to call him a decadent American cultural imperialist and to say his show stinks."

Dr. Phil says he has "absolutely no idea what Charlie, I mean, Mr. Sheen is talking about," regarding a night the two allegedly spent together in Las Vegas.  "Phil is a great guy, a swell doc, and a huge babe magnet.  Just like me," Sheen says.  Sheen tweeted at photo of himself and the talk-show host with the tag, "How's that workin' for ya?"  "I'll never forget it," Sheen says, "we hit the slots, drank Jell-O shooters, and then went to the IHOP, where I'm pretty sure our waitress was a porn star."

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