I guess I've always been a sucker for a good-looking man, especially if he's wearing a sign around his neck asking me to do something. For instance, you know those people that ride around in cars saying ask me about Vitamite or Jesus, or whatever? Well, I always ask them. Sometimes they look puzzled, but they usually answer, too. I'm just that way. Once I saw a man wearing a shirt that said, "Follow me to Cloud Canyon." Well, I followed him, but he didn't go to Cloud Canyon, just to a townhouse in Dunwoody. I waited outside on the sidewalk until the police came for me. I've got forty ex-bums working around the house doing various odd-jobs because they were wearing signs saying, "Will work for food." I pay them in peanut butter sandwiches.
So you probably want to know a little bit about me. I have a little bit of a weight problem because I keep eating pecan pie. I actually hate pecans, but every day I walk by a restaurant that says, "Try our pecan pie." I try it every day, but it never gets any better. I lost my husband a few years ago. He went in the WalMart to get some new boxer shorts and never came out. When we went back and looked at the security tape, there was a man who looked a lot like him sneaking out the back way. My sign is Libra (I already know what your sign is, ha-ha) and I am very spiritual. Last week I saw a sign about L Ron Hubbard and became a Scientologist. Before that I was a Mormon. Before that Jehovah's WItness. I nearly became a Shiite for a little bit, but it turned out I'd misread the sign. It was just some graffiti.
I have to admit I've been in trouble with the law a couple of times. Once I was in a restaurant, and I saw a little room that said "Men." There weren't any men in there, though, except one, and he kept his back to me. Then he left, and gave me kind of a mean look. A little later a policeman arrived, but I don't think that's what the sign meant. I went back and told the restaurant owner he needed to change it.
Anyway, in response to your proposal, my answer is yes, yes, yes! I can hear wedding bells chiming which means my hearing aid is definitely malfunctioning, so I'll sign off here.