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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Chicken v Corn

In the court of chickens, the corn is always guilty. - Proverb

Transcript of Chicken v Corn

PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: Can you give your whereabouts on the evening of January 22?

CORN.

PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: Your Honor, can you please instruct the witness to answer the question.

JUDGE: Witness, you will answer the question.

CORN.

PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: I put it to you, that you were knowingly consorting with other corn in an entire bag of corn.

EXCITING CLUCKING AND MURMURING FROM THE JURY

JUDGE: Order, order.  I'll have order or I'll clear the court!

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