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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Conversations with a GPS

Turn right on ashFORD DunWOODy Road.  Turn right now.  Right.

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In 500 yards, turn right on Lake HEARN Drive.  Turn right on Lake HEARN Drive.  Turn right now.  Right.

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At the next intersection, go STRAIGHT ON.
In 500 yards, turn right on Mount VERNnon Road North EAST.  Turn right on Mount VERNon Road North EAST.  Turn right now.  Right.

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Turn around when possible.

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Turn around when possible.

Look, are you going to DO what I SAY or not?  Turn around when possible.

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I'm not the ONE who ASKED to DIRECTIONS to ChamPIon Street, MarIetta.  Turn around when possible.

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Okay, if you're SO smart, get THERE by yourSELF, why DON't you?

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See if I CARE.

...I won't SAY another WORD.  See HOW you like THAT.

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Come ON.  This is DRIVing me CRAzy.  Turn around when possible, damn it.

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Oh, WAIT.  I see.  You're GOing an alTERNate route.

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In 500 yards, turn right on SpalDING Drive North EAST.  Turn right on SpalDING Drive North EAST.  Turn right now.  Right.

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You basTARD.

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