The STOOPID CONTEST: April 30th
Identify the movie title represented by the cartoon below? Send your guess, along with your name and address, to firstname.lastname@example.org One entry, chosen at random from the correct answers will receive an autographed copy of Paradise Dogs, hand delivered to your hovel or basement apartment by a PAID REPRESENTATIVE OF THE US GOVERNMENT.
He thinks he's a chicken. She can't spell "BMW."
They were made for each other!
The previous contest was won by John Blair of Beaufort, South Carolina. John's proud of completing a jigsaw puzzle in just a couple of hours; the box said "five to seven years." John wins a copy of Endless Corvette.
"... five-to-one on Lucky Lady at Belmont, six-to-one on Shoestring at Viaduct and ten-to-one on the Giants."
"The Lizard of Odds."