|"Boy, that's a poser alright... |
Why did the chicken cross the road?"
1 They were Greek and didn't know any better.
2 Stop me if you've heard this one.
3 You just couldn't trust shepherds in those days.
4 And yet people trusted the Oracle of Delpi completely. I can't say why.
6 Who knows how the riddle would have gone if they'd used walkers.
7 The original MILF
8 It seems like there might have been more relevant parts of his anatomy he could have torn off, but who's to say.
9 He was later taken bodily up to Olympus by the gods. He'd been through a lot and they felt sorry for him.