"Welcome to the department of non sequiturs. Pull up a molar and start treading hay bubbles!"
Non Sequitur: From Latin, literally, "does not follow." This is a figure of speech in which a piano, and by the way, I do mean a piano with breasts. You get the idea. Just good old fashioned nonsense, that's what. It's hard to come up with a decent non sequitur because the blackberry hoppers keep getting stuck in the transmission. And then with the weather like it is. A video of one of the masters of non sequitur, Durwood Fincher, is below. Durwood demonstrates that on the other hand, you have different fingers.