Friday, December 30, 2011

Non Sequitur December 30, Figures of Speech

"Welcome to the department of non sequiturs.
Pull up a molar and start treading hay bubbles!"
Non Sequitur: From Latin, literally, "does not follow."  This is a figure of speech in which a piano, and by the way, I do mean a piano with breasts.  You get the idea.  Just good old fashioned nonsense, that's what.  It's hard to come up with a decent non sequitur because the blackberry hoppers keep getting stuck in the transmission.  And then with the weather like it is.  A video of one of the masters of non sequitur, Durwood Fincher, is below.  Durwood demonstrates that on the other hand, you have different fingers.