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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Wellerisms and Swifties

A couple of figures of speech usually - probably justly - overlooked are Wellerisms and Swifties.
Wellerisms are named after a Dickens character who liked saying things like, "'Out with it!'  As the father told his son who'd swallowed a farthing."  I believe Lincoln used a lot of Wellerisms, too, although they wouldn't have been called that at the time.  I have an impression he was known to make mildly off-color remarks with the tagline, "As the widow said to the preacher."
Another is the redoubtable Tom Swifty.  The traditional one is an adverbial pun - "Is that bear still outside?" he asked intently. - but I have a fondness for variations.  "I have multiple personalities," Tom said, being frank. or "Thar she blows!" Tom wailed.
It would be a fun, but stupid, idea to have a single character in a book who spoke either in Tom Swifties or Wellerisms.  Maybe a combination of the two?
"'It's over my head,' as Cleopatra remarked falling out of the boat, deep in denial," or "You'll just have to stick it out a little longer,' as the urologist predicted peevishly."  "'I have nothing to hide,' as the eunuch barely disclosed at the nudist colony."
Never mind.
As I said there's a reason these figures of speech are overlooked.

2 comments:

  1. The divorce was tough but he's holding his own.

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  2. My favorite Tom Swifty is: "I haven't caught a fish all day!" Tom said, without debate.

    The pun is just so damn wretched.

    Hope you and yours are having a happy holiday!

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