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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Litotes and the Double Negative

Linguists tell us you can predict the direction the language is headed by how the Working Class speaks. (Working Class, what an invidious term, but there it is, and I'm not taking it back.)  This means the rules of English in five hundred years are not being set by Harvard professors, but by Joe Six Pack.  If so, then it's "Hello, Double Negative," and "Good-bye, Litotes."
"I don't have no money," still sounds wrong to my ears, but give us a half millenium and I'll get used to it.  In most languages, negatives don't cancel each other out, they just add emphasis.  English owes its unusual proscription against double negatives to 18th Century grammarians better versed in the strict rules of algebra than the fuzzy logic of grammar.
The sad thing is, as we wave good-bye to yet another slowly-departing rule of English, welcoming the double-negative means we will lose litotes.
Litotes is a figure of speech that asserts a positive by negating its opposite.  "I don't have no money," actually means I have a little: not enough for the bald statement, "I have some money," but too much for, "I don't have any money."  That's litotes, and it hits a very nuanced little target of meaning.  But once Double Negatives have their way, it's farewell litotes forever.  A sentence like, "I'm not without influence," would be completely opaque to an English speaker with no sense of negatives' canceling each other out, and "I'm not without influence," is a lovely sentence, a charming sentence.
But after all, how important are litotes anyway, given the enormous convenience and simplicity of being able to rip off with a good double- or even triple-negative?  "She didn't never love him none."  It does the soul good to see it there.
Besides, do I ever really use litotes?  Does anyone?
Well, I don't never use them.

3 comments:

  1. If I want to tell someone I feel as if my presence is causing people to feel sick, I can no longer say, "I feel nauseous." The word has been hijacked and I ain't happy about it.

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  2. I don't want you to think I'm not making fun of you.

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  3. Double negatives are a no-no

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